50 Year Old Women
A friend of mine asked the other day who was “thirstier” lesbians or or men. My response is women over the age of 50.
Do you want to know why? Because we know we can’t get pregnant. For real.
Men, if you dump your woman when she turns 50 for a younger model, you done fucked up, and I don’t mean financially, although, she’s happy to take your money too.
Women after the age of 50 turn into sexual freaks! That freak you think you want in the 20-year-old who doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing? Seriously, why do men do that?
Is it fun to have to teach someone new how to please you?
Why do you think middle aged women suddenly take up yoga and other fitness activities? So, they can have the stamina for more sex.
You see, we spent all those years paying the price for the sex we had. Either we had kids, or we stressed about not having kids or both.
Do you know how much time women spend stressing about becoming pregnant? We invest time and energy into …
One of my favorite book series is the Clan of the Cave Bear series by Jean M. Auel.
The main character, Ayla, has always spoken to me for some reason but not so much as she has for the last year.
Basically, she is a Cro-magnon child adopted and raised by a Neanderthal family. She struggles with being different while growing up and finally she has to be true to her own nature.
As a result, they curse her with death and cast her out on her own.
As she went through the motions of trying to survive and unlearning childhood behaviors, she would say to herself, I'm already dead, so what difference does it make what rules I'm breaking now?
I find myself thinking similar thoughts as I try to rebuild my own life, almost utterly alone. Not quite though, because I have had friends I can count on who have been there for me.
I've learned that I am empathetic, forgiving, and genuinely kind. I'm flaky as shit sometimes and while I try to minimize it, I am still learning coping m…